As though people with diarrhea arrived all Speedo-ed up, found the life guard and said,
“Hey, man! What up. Soooo…. I know you said NOT the hot tub, which I totally get, by the way. The super strong jets, the roiling, boiling, the holy hot water — that’s just grr-OSS. But! I was wondering? Maybe I could just slip into the lap pool. Get the old heart rate up?
<silence>
No? Hmm… what about the kiddie pool? That’s basically filled with urine any way. No one would be able to tell.”
via theclearlydope
