I’m pretty sure Lena Dunham is trolling HBO into making a show about something she knows nothing about:
Being poor. (Nope, never.)
And not having indulgent parents. (Huh-uh.)
And ever worrying about being forced to work at McDonalds. Because actually if she did work there, she’d probably get a good essay for that “meh”-moir of hers.
I’ll give her that she probably does know something about crappy sex with jerk actors. Every woman does. But the other one? The one with the boyfriend who is so affectionate he “has a vagina” and therefore she doesn’t want him any more?
Well, that one’s actually just out-grown him. He doesn’t have a vagina. He’s still in puppy love stage and she’s just not attracted to that any more. She wants adult sex. Not earnest, gentle sex. Good for her.
Katie Roiphe, the asshole troll that she is, wrote a piece this week that ponders why women want to be spanked and brings up a moment in Girls when the girl with the boring boyfriend is attracted to an arrogant artist who comes onto her by saying, “When we have sex, I’ll scare you. Because I’m a man.”
If some guy said that to me and depending on my level of physical attraction to this man, I would be LOLOLOL-ing in my head as I purred out, “Try me.”