At least when cum dries in your hair, you can just brush it out. Caramel? Bitch please, nightmare!
But, wow, Nigella, way to proudly wear your love of bukkake! So festive too! She’s always been good at adding a pinch of sexy sass to truly quotidian cooking activities like brining a turkey or braising lentils. Just imagine those phrases falling from her luscious lips. I know, immediate arousal. But this photo! Girrrrl, you gone all out!
“More, more, give it, give it! Mommy wants it all, all over my faceeeeeee.”
My suspicion is that she’s upping the ante for ole Gwyneth Paltrow who was horning in on her sexy kitchen action. Pretty sure the only goop GP would even entertain near her person is La Mer’s 200 bucks a pot moisturizer.
