Usual link bait over at Glamour magazine on what to give your manz this holiday season so that you guys have a triple X-mas.
Does it surprise any of the ladies out there that both “blow jobs” and “hand jobs” made it on to this list? Does it surprise any one out there that this guy couldn’t come up with more than 8 items?
First of all, a hand job? Really? I’m not sure we’re prioritizing very well, honey. Hand jobs are so juvenile and dull compared to say, uh, anything else.
Ohhh, wait. I see what’s special here. You’re not saying that you’d turn down a beej if it were on offer, you’re just saying that when you’re doing normal shit, like catchin the game or doing the dishes (yah, ok.) you’d love my hand wrapped around your cock. You wouldn’t object if it were my mouth, but I can understand that you don’t want to be TOO distracted from the game which could happen if I blew you and your wrist is kinda tired so if I could just do it, then everything would be ideal. Basically, if I’m wanking you off whenever you’re doing anything is good.
Come on, hand jobs are NOT in style. They’re in style like your other high school proclivities, like JNCO jeans.
