» It brings attention to the toilet market, not generally a closely watched industry.
The fuck?
The New York Times has a toilet reviewer now apparently. One would think that every toilet was practically identic—- Jesus Christ, what am I? Some sort of toilet philistine??
Nearly every line here is a gem. I won’t ruin it for you, but I would love to call out one bit:
“The audio quality was quite good, considering that you are listening to a toilet.”
Can I ask the gentlemen out there just how long you people sit on the toilet? Does it necessitate an FM radio and iPod dock? How much entertainment do you need while taking a crap?
Whatever. It’s not important. Someone’s buying these bad boys. And that someone is Kanye West. Who certainly wants to listen to his own tracks while taking a dump.
