UBS Proclaims: “Last One Hired, First One Fired. JK, He’s A Rogue Trader.”
You know, I always think these stories about so-called “rogue traders” are a PR sleight of hand, as in:
“WAT?! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! WE LOST HOW MUCH?”
“2 billion.”
“WHO DID THIS? TELL ME WHO DID THIS!”
“Well, you, for one thing. And your whole team, as well as that entire branch division we set up in our London office was actively engaged in hemorrhaging money as fast as we possibly could.”
“I see. Well then. Whom did we hire most recently?”
“Oh some dude with an unpronounceable name who went to, gawd, Nottingham of all places.”
“LOL, Nottingham! You bad. Yeah, just pin it all on him. We all don’t know nuffin.”
