Was walking in soho with a friend who had just told me this dude she’d “seen” was now engaged. This guy had re-ignited a flame a few months ago with another girl and he’d just put a ring on it. As we were walking and talking I shouted (according to her, I think I speak at a normal volume), that she should be glad because she “didn’t have to suck that asshole’s cock for the next 50 years.”
I stand by this opinion. However I noticed that the audience when I did say the above words wasn’t just the usual street passer-by. Louis CK was standing there looking at me. He’d overheard me.
This doesn’t upset me. I just hope that he doesn’t reference me in his next act saying that New York girls are A) blabbermouths and B) hate taking it down the throat roadway.
Because I am both a loudmouth and I love me some BJs.
I just don’t want Louis CK to think that I don’t want to go to town on any guy who is willing. I do. Just not THAT guy. He sucks.