Cowboys and oh go fuck yourself, Jon Favreau.
My question about Jon Favreau’s newest masterpiece is where does he get his ideas?! Wait, I think I’ve got it: “Yo, boyz, we really need a new Old West film. You know, like saloons and prostitutes and shoot-outs and whoa! James Garner cameo! Yes! Right? Like, a good old cowboys and indians type yarn…. but <cough> that’s a little… uhm POLITICALLY...
Devious master of the female demographic Pharrell has developed a new alcoholic drank for teh lay-deez. It is called Qream. For real. It is somehow a 95 percent lactose-free dairy-based liqueur that comes in no doubt delicious strawberry and peach flavors. I know that when I belly up to the bar, first quibble in my mind is, “If only milk were alcoholic… it’s just what...
HOLLYWOOD super chef Gwyneth Paltrow shocked... →
The crack-cheese comment notwithstanding, this is really how we’re referring to Gwyneth Paltrow now? Hollywood super chef?? Not only has she lived in London for the past decade, but a super chef? Look, if we’re just making this shit up out of thin air, why not go the whole hog? “Michelin-Starred Sumo Wrestler Gwyneth Paltrow rescued a puppy from a raft during a monsoon in...
You know what really kills me about Nathan's...
The water-soaked buns.