April 2011
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Olivia Munn Brings Me to Extremes
me: she's one of those women who is like "i get called a cunt by women who are just jealous cuz i'm so hot and funny and in with the boys club. i'm CERTAINLY not a feminist! that's LAUGHABLE. i got here on my own steam because i'm SO FUNNY."
when she's not funny just hot
dominik: did she say exactly like that or are you paraphrasing from a look on her face or something?
me: let me find
"You say that you don’t consider yourself a feminist. Why not?
I just consider myself a person in this world who wants to stand up for everyone who can’t stand up for themselves. I care just as much about the guys as I do about the girls. I want geeks to feel empowered to stand with people who are more socially accepted. And I want girls to feel that they can be pretty and funny and edgy and not apologize for it."
in nymag
dominik: i don't dislike her for that
but i don't like her face
me: she's just playing the game. if she says she's a feminist she knows she'll alienate her oooh comic with ta tas fan base
dominik: and if you asked me to pee in her purse i would
me: i appreciate that
dominik: but that is legitamately how my mother (a feminist) taught me to think... she used to always say that it's about everyone being treated equal
me: of course -- but to not say that's what a feminist cares about is fucking just wrong
all feminists care about is equality
and if she's all i'm such a geek i had such a hard time fitting in, i'll shit in my hat
real shit, metaphorical hat
dominik: so basically just shitting on the floor and then telling someone to put that on their head
me: yes
she makes me want to just take a shit on the floor
dominik: haha i love it
me: a big stonking shit
dominik: life goals: to shit on olivia munn's floor and suggest she wear it
me: yes
BUCKET LIST
i think i'd find it rather difficult to shit on a floor
anyone ASIDE from olivia munn
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All Manner of Men Welcome!
I woke up with a shockingly clear revelation this morning. I only date poor guys. Now, first of all, I use the word “date” in the loosest possible manner because, well, I am a loose woman. Loose as change and just as jangly. Goes well with the dudes I bone since on at least 3 occassions, someone’s bought me a drink using only dimes and the $2.50 winnings from a scratch-off. ...
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OMG! Physicists may have found the elusive Higgs... →
This is big news. About a very very small, tiny particle that really doesn’t want to exist in this dimension. But even better news is that they may have found it in the best named particle collider ever:
THE TEVATRON.
So the Tevatron’s competitor is the Large Hadron Collider, which is 17 miles in circumference. Now, seriously, kids I know all you can think about is a 17 mile long...
