August 2010
10 posts
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No one man should have all that POWER.
I am in love with the remix of Kanye’s new track, “Power,” which features Jay-Z and Swizz Beatz. It’s a killer and Kanye has NEVER sounded so slick and confident, if that’s even possible since he’s an enormous egotist.
But, the REAL reason I love it is for two reasons.
This:
“Now when I walk in,
Everybody do the POWER CLAP… clap…...
Weddingz.
I’ve got weddings on the brain. How I’d love to flounce down the aisle in a pouffy meringue and marry myself off to a dashing gent. Nah, come on. It’s me, Slutts McGee. I’ve got weddings on the brain, since I’m going to one next weekend. It’s sure to be a real topper — flowers by the acre, buttercream being used in conventional and unconventional...
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iPhone Sex.
“The data suggests that iPhone users have more sex.
I’d suggest that iPhone users are 1. more likely to live in big cities and 2. to work in fields where they don’t have to carry a BlackBerry. You know: slutty fields—like architecture and graphic design and book publishing. And in big cities—where everyone is already a whore. So the iPhone is just a general marker. Like a...
This sort of shit should never be allowed to...
“This morning, my sister’s turtle bean pull herself up and on top of the log in her tank … it was kind of amazing. #TurtleSitting”
That is a tweet from a person with whom I unfortunately went to high school. She, clearly, blows. Hard core. That she feels it necessary to link her Facebook account with her Twitter so I get these brilliant BON MOTS is quite the question. ...
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Public Service Announcement.
Good: “Take that off.”
Better: “Let me take that off.”
Good: “You like that?”
Better: “I like that.”
Good: “Do you have one?”
Better: “No problem, I have one.”
Just an FYI, kids. Just an FYI.
