April 2010
8 posts
Passed a news-stand on the way to work this morning and in the midst of the cyclone of tabloids, one stood out prominently: OK magazine stamped with a picture of Kate Gosselin’s sad face and the headline, “I AM SO ALONE.”
How is that even possible, what with the 8 children? Sorry, Kate, you are NEVER alone.
We truly live in a post-irony world. What was the age after iron? ...
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Sex Tape? What Sex Tape?
The best thing about the Bullock-James scandal is this rumor about an alleged sex tape. According to bullshit sources, every possible repulsive, sexually degrading act has been included: Sandy lies prone on the soiled sheets, surrounded by Nazi artifacts, while Jesse penetrates her anally with a firearm. Think it couldn’t get any worse? Well, guess what? He gets in on the action himself...
Uh, It Fell Off the Back of a Truck...
In my experience, men carry a lack of awareness about their surroundings. If every surface was wearing a pair of breasts, I’m sure men would never blink. To step out of this odd surrealist world and back into the real one, I’ll give you a few examples. I once dated a man whose shower was in the kitchen and his toilet was through the closet. It was like visiting Narnia every time...
