May 2009
4 posts
I like to service my friends. →
The Unusuals, the show my friend Dominik works on, just got cancelled by ABC, which is really too bad because its a great, weird cop dramedy. Above is the link for an online petition that’s gathering signatures to keep the show alive.
While you’re there, be sure to sign the petition to get the Jonas Brothers to visit Kuwait on tour. Because what the Middle East needs is a trio of...
If only someone had thought of this earlier we... →
Because what I want when incinerating my loved one is more variety and choice in musical accompaniment.
On the flip side, now granny’s ashes will be sent aloft into the stratosphere to Uncle Jim’s strident version of “Love is a Battlefield.” As they say, the funeral is for the surviving relatives and if I want to get shit-canned and warble through “Womanizer,”...
Professor McPerv.
Recently, my mother told me of a man she considered dating before my dad rolled around. Apparently, he was a man of many charming attributes. In addition to being an English professor he was also an accomplished tennis player and attired himself for his weekly matches in whites that were memorably small and tight. Check plus there. He also wore a gold bracelet, which was scandalously nancy-boy...
