The esteemed documentary director Errol Morris directed this Depends advert. Holy crap — literally. This is like Fellini doing a Viagra commerical: “Get your 8 1/2 back!”
Bad lieutenant, BAD!
To my surprise and amazement, I had a sex dream starring Harvey Keitel last night. You’re all wondering “How?”, “WHY?”, “How was the Bad Lieutenant in bed?” He appeared pretty much as you would expect: grizzled, short but not squat (height-wise, dirty bird, height-wise!), yet seemed strangely vulnerable… as though his Hollywood swansong had played...