According to this article in the Guardian, the stripping industry — the nudie one, unrelated to mining or deforestation — plugs 15 Billion dollars a year into our economy.
That’s more than baseball.
Clearly, we need to rethink our true National Pastime. Then again, maybe it’s half-way there, since baseball lingo is riddled with sexual innuendo — balls, scoring, bases achieved. Perhaps we just need to extract the best aspects from each and combine them into one mega ‘merican ‘musement.
Strippage would only enhance the game. Who among us would be opposed to rod-out A-Rod?