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May 24
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After watching this, I am definitely going to read Fifty Shades of Grey. And when my book is published, I pray that I get a book trailer as quality as this one.

(via katespencer)

May 04
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I’m pretty sure Lena Dunham is trolling HBO into making a show about something she knows nothing about:

Being poor. (Nope, never.)

And not having indulgent parents. (Huh-uh.)

And ever worrying about being forced to work at McDonalds. Because actually if she did work there, she’d probably get a good essay for that “meh”-moir of hers. 

I’ll give her that she probably does know something about crappy sex with jerk actors. Every woman does. But the other one? The one with the boyfriend who is so affectionate he “has a vagina” and therefore she doesn’t want him any more? 

Well, that one’s actually just out-grown him. He doesn’t have a vagina. He’s still in puppy love stage and she’s just not attracted to that any more. She wants adult sex. Not earnest, gentle sex. Good for her. 

Katie Roiphe, the asshole troll that she is, wrote a piece this week that ponders why women want to be spanked and brings up a moment in Girls when the girl with the boring boyfriend is attracted to an arrogant artist who comes onto her by saying, “When we have sex, I’ll scare you. Because I’m a man.”

If some guy said that to me and depending on my level of physical attraction to this man, I would be LOLOLOL-ing in my head as I purred out, “Try me.”

Apr 13
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Tanlines @boweryballroom. Delicious.  (Taken with instagram)

Tanlines @boweryballroom. Delicious. (Taken with instagram)

Apr 05
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guardianmusic:

Cute dogs listening to sad songs

Tiny guy in red hoodie must have recently had his tiny heart broke. :(

Apr 03
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Tucker Max and Planned Parenthood: 2 Things I Never Thought Would Make It Into a Headline.

Wait, so we’re all getting up in arms about Tucker Max donating half a million dollars to Planned Parenthood now?

I mean.

Just because he was a self-proclaimed asshole? Take it where you can get it non-profits. This is BS because people are upset just because it sounds like he’s saying that girls should be able to get abortions when he impregnates them from no condom drunk sex like there’s something wrong with that.

FUCK THAT.

Yes, that’s what part of abortions are. They’re things you need when you’re 19 and thinking that Tucker Max is the second cumming (NO FUCKING PUN INTENDED.) but when you’ve rid yourself of your mini-Tucker you’ll feel a fuck-sight better when you’re 27 and you couldn’t have even thought of raising that kid/bastard. So come on. Let’s be real. Take the donation. Even if he’s being ironic, which I don’t think he is. He’s just looking for publicity which is exactly what you’re giving him.

Mar 28
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Cloud Nothings @theglasslands. No set list. (Taken with instagram)

Cloud Nothings @theglasslands. No set list. (Taken with instagram)

Mar 22
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Mr. Dream at Merc Lounge. Could be louder.  (Taken with instagram)

Mr. Dream at Merc Lounge. Could be louder. (Taken with instagram)